OK, we have a wee bit of misunderstanding with names here
Isn't that another type of story?
Elrond, Isildur-- hey, they sound alike, don't they?
Generous, isn't it?
Gollum's responsible for a lot of problems, isn't he?
OK, they have access to spelling all the names correctly, but somehow missed
hobbit.
There's gonna be a whole lot of shaking going on!